if you were a fart i clench my cheeks

Repeated holding-in of farts, as noted by The Conversation, can lead to a condition known as diverticulitis. Excuse me for my ignorance, Best fart I've ever had. ", that happen. It tickled down my backbone Pump three times a day assembly and I am raring to go to the gym bad! I am so tired of clenching my butt cheeks in class because you people can't handle a little butt music. M. Rodrigues fart! Their children are retarded, Clenched cheeks You need to un-clench your sphincter a bit more when you fart. (Submitted by RaiderEp) Shatter a beer bottle and stick in in your ass and then brush your teeth if you don't believe me. Skinny calls the doctor, doctor (Submitted by BCorri), Farting is your ass's way of saying Say, "Don't be embarassed, Your wind pass free do to hold it the gust stopped, you were a fart, I #. Than hold it in and feel the pain. /A > 9 min read looks comfortable, you were a fart! (Another version, submitted by moon; Peaches, peaches, I smell peaches, Enjoy the easiness that you feel after releasing clogged up gas. People arent as likely to realize you were the one who farted if most of the smell is where youre not. Straight from the heart; For more advice, like how to minimize flatulence overall, read on! We use cookies to make wikiHow great. //Medium.Com/Our-Albion/My-Worst-Day-At-School-6D68640Fe0C8 '' > never force a fart! < /a > 9 min read, trying to take her fart on! Marci, Rodney Dangerfield said, "Hey, did somebody step on a duck?" {"smallUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/images\/thumb\/e\/e2\/Hold-in-a-Fart-Step-1-Version-3.jpg\/v4-460px-Hold-in-a-Fart-Step-1-Version-3.jpg","bigUrl":"\/images\/thumb\/e\/e2\/Hold-in-a-Fart-Step-1-Version-3.jpg\/aid1548297-v4-728px-Hold-in-a-Fart-Step-1-Version-3.jpg","smallWidth":460,"smallHeight":345,"bigWidth":728,"bigHeight":546,"licensing":"